On 12/12/12 North Korea Fired a Missile...




So apparently North Korea fired a missile yesterday (12/11/2012.. 12/12/2012 in NK).  This footage from the launch shows a now record height for the self proclaimed "best Korea."

In response to this news, America's bravest super-special-awesome military will funnel all tax payer dollars into this semi-secret space jet to further watch for any progress in NK's missile capabilities.  Medicare and Hostess pension funds are now also being funneled to Utah to speed up construction of the $2 Billion+ Spy on Everything Building.  Originally build to count how may low-IQ Americans post, text and say "YOLO" while actually being serious in the statement... the Spy on Everything Building will be used to track all you do, from GPS-tracked bowl movements, your phone calls, Angry Birds game sessions and even the now outdated medium of faxes.

and remember,
"If you see something, say something...so that we can detain people without due cause."
-US ARMY ("Be All That You Can Be...well as long as your Superior officer says it's ok to be") 
 

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