--A National Geographic Exclusive New Discovery--
"A common occurrence at the Brother's Grim in the Long Island town of Selden and the surrounding woods. Fascinating creatures; they seem to all look like the specimen in this image, but tha...t could just be a geographical pattern, cloning or possible inbreeding. They seem to dwell in the basements of middle age to elder human beings or some unlucky soul who have been infested with them first before bed bugs could take hold. This activity they call 'LARPing' is the only social activity they seem to do. Our expert wildlife team has set up motion cameras in the woods that sometimes boarder the homes in the most infested parts of Selden. After researching the stunning photos, we find these creatures have their own monetary system and they seem to create their own attire. Research also shows that the physical activity in these so called 'LARPing' activities doesn't last long. All the subjects studied seemed to reach exhaustion quickly as well as perspire at a faster rater than the average human; abundance of wool clocks in the self-made attire could be a countermeasure to this enormous amounts of perspiration. One of our researchers did the unfortunate action of calling this attire 'cosplay' as this caused one of the specimen to lash out in anger reveling what seemed to resemble a small pocket knife...probably used to as a extension to aid to the short, fat stubby arms these creatures tend to have. Our researcher, Gary, is doing fine and will be tested by a local medical team to ensure no mysterious or known pathogens were caught in the scuffle. More research is needed but you know National Geographic will be there with the details."
"A common occurrence at the Brother's Grim in the Long Island town of Selden and the surrounding woods. Fascinating creatures; they seem to all look like the specimen in this image, but tha...t could just be a geographical pattern, cloning or possible inbreeding. They seem to dwell in the basements of middle age to elder human beings or some unlucky soul who have been infested with them first before bed bugs could take hold. This activity they call 'LARPing' is the only social activity they seem to do. Our expert wildlife team has set up motion cameras in the woods that sometimes boarder the homes in the most infested parts of Selden. After researching the stunning photos, we find these creatures have their own monetary system and they seem to create their own attire. Research also shows that the physical activity in these so called 'LARPing' activities doesn't last long. All the subjects studied seemed to reach exhaustion quickly as well as perspire at a faster rater than the average human; abundance of wool clocks in the self-made attire could be a countermeasure to this enormous amounts of perspiration. One of our researchers did the unfortunate action of calling this attire 'cosplay' as this caused one of the specimen to lash out in anger reveling what seemed to resemble a small pocket knife...probably used to as a extension to aid to the short, fat stubby arms these creatures tend to have. Our researcher, Gary, is doing fine and will be tested by a local medical team to ensure no mysterious or known pathogens were caught in the scuffle. More research is needed but you know National Geographic will be there with the details."